jeremiad

A literary work or speech expressing a bitter lament or a righteous prophecy of doom

a long and mournful complaint; "a jeremiad against any form of government

harangue
A long pompous speech, especially one delivered before a gathering.
A speech or piece of writing characterized by strong feeling or expression; a tirade.

nefarious
Infamous by way of being extremely wicked

succinct

Characterized by clear, precise expression in few words; concise and terse: a succinct reply; a succinct style.
Archaic. Encircled as if by a girdle; girded

effusive
Unrestrained or excessive in emotional expression; gushy: an effusive manner.
Profuse; overflowing: effusive praise

what's with all this words? bummer.